dallas is giving five to the redskins. what does she think? >> jimmy: yeah, i know. you got to get that tip from you guys. yeah, no, exactly. but i just saw a picture of you. a little spaced out. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i got to ask you. how are you doing, by the way? >> well, i've been working out with a personal trainer for a year. and i think i have a lawsuit, quite frankly. someone doesn't know what they're doing. i have problems that, like, they had back in the 1800s. i think i have the gout. >> jimmy: you need a good bleeding, yeah. >> you know what the gout is? it's, like, you just have, like, a bunch of russian dressing and scotch in your foot. >> jimmy: yeah, what is gout. >> -- in your foot. it's very painful. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly what it is, yeah. russian dressing and -- >> thanksgiving is a good time of year for me, but it reminds me of a horrible thanksgiving that i had once. one of the things i miss about being on "the howard stern show" was you always were always in good with the cops. 'cause the cops love howard. you could murder a guy. they